As A Heartless Bitch:You are fed up with your male friends who are looking to date a woman with the appearance of a super model, and yet they continually whine about how "Women don´t like nice guys - They only want good-looking assholes"The words "If you REALLY love me..." turns your heart to ice.You wish you had a button that said "Thank you for sharing now SHUT UP and quit whining"You feel like you might as well "get hung for a sheep as a lamb" Because no matter how POLITELY you try to turn down some guy´s advances, you invariably get called a Bitch..."Keep it in your pants asshole""Oh why don´t you just masturbate and get over it""No you can´t watch"